Red

Red
"Uno?! Real men play poker, yo!"
Some attributes
First	Gender- male
Second	Status-alive
Third	Friends Blue (best friend and roommate), Stacy (girlfriend), Raccoon, Lord Tourettes, Jason, and various women
Other attributes
Fourth	nemies-Pink, Raccoon (sometimes), Blue (sometimes; on Blue's side), Broseph, Sarah Connors, Trollz0r (formerly), Earl Grey, Gerald Butler, and Shi Ba.
Fifth	Times Dead-4 (debatable)
Sixth	Age- unknown

Red is the main protagonist of Dick Figures, besides his friend Blue. He is a fun-loving guy, never seen calm, who almost never takes things seriously and loves parties and girls. He wears a backwards red cap and lives with is best friends and roommate: Blue, a calm guy who is the complete opposite of Red.

Gallery

Red, how he originally look, in the un-aired pilot episode.

Red as a kid.

Stacy meeting Red.